A woman from the foot hills of Edson goes into the local newspaper office to place an obituary for her recently deceased husband.

The editor explains that the fee for an obituary is 50 cents a word.

She pauses and says "Well then, let it read 'BILLY BOB DIED'".

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, "Sorry ma'am, there is a seven word minimum on all obituaries.".

A little flustered, she thinks things over, and if a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read 'BILLY BOB DIED - 1983 PICKUP FOR SALE"'.

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